come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just googled if crying burns calories
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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