Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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