you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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