I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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