He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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