Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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