p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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