the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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