What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
