On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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