just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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