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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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