if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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