Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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