ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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