As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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