My balls are so social today.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
