Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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