Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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