He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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