is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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