just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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