I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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