come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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