During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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