Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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