Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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