she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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