11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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