I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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