she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
