Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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