In the future we'll all be gay
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize