whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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