I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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