um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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