were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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