Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
