As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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