Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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