no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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