planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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