There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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