Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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