I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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