He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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