If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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