So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I am one with the molecules
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We need to get me chipped asap
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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