Sry I called you an 8
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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