I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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