Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Randomize
