Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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