Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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