Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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