He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
its not stalking. its research.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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