just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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