What did we do last night that was yellow?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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