Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It's blow job season.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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