I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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