Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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